Shattered Glass

“'That's a harp he's playing, Nobby,' said one of them, after watching Imp for a while.
‘Lyre.’
‘No, it’s the honest truth, I’m-’ The fat guard frowned and looked down.
‘You’ve just been waiting all your life to say that, ain’t you, Nobby,’ he said. ‘I bet you was born hoping that one day someone’d say “That’s a harp” so you could say “lyre”, on account of it being a pun or play on words. Well, har har.’”
Terry Pratchett, Soul Music (via discworldquotes)

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justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

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headlikeanorange:

Bennett’s wallaby in Tierpark Nordhorn, Germany.

headlikeanorange:

Bennett’s wallaby in Tierpark Nordhorn, Germany.

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

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daily-superheroes:

Kevin Tong’s awesome Batman Begins poster, made as part of the 75th anniversary.http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com

daily-superheroes:

Kevin Tong’s awesome Batman Begins poster, made as part of the 75th anniversary.
http://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com

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dcjosh:

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

lol

(Source: spoopy-dawson)

mari-m-blog:

vartox:

Lil Sinestro playing with Legos
Do villains even get any cuter than this?

OHHH MYYYYY GAAAAAAWWWDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

mari-m-blog:

vartox:

Lil Sinestro playing with Legos

Do villains even get any cuter than this?

OHHH MYYYYY GAAAAAAWWWDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

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